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Post Script (Paul Smiths, N.Y.) 1946-2003, May 17, 1967, Image 10

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Page 10 May 17, 1967 MR. HOMER TYLER A minister and a taxicab driv­ er were involved in a collision. The cabbie told the reverend what he thought of him in some full-round­ ed profanity. As the cabbie paused to get his second wind, the clergy­ man broke in. “Brother.” he said, “you know full well that I can’t indulge in your type of language. But this much I will say. When you get home tonight. I hope your mother runs out from beneath the porch and bites you.” MR. PURCHASE Two Sunny Side Over A golfer called out to the four­ some in front of him: “Would you mind if I played through? I just heard that my wife’s been taken seriously ill.” AREA CLEARED FOR NEW GIRLS’ DORM This Is Another Red Letter Day Maybe men are better drivers than women, but you’ve never heard of a woman wrecking an automobile because some man on the corner had n i ^ legs. We Proudly Announce Our Appointment as the AUTHORIZED TRIUMPH DEALER for sales and service of Motorcycles You are cordially invited to come in and see the latest models at your new Triumph Dealer We Appreciate your Business Saranac Lake Jewelers 73 MAIN STREET SARANAC LAKE, NEW YORK ICE CREAM — SOFT DRINKS GAS FO UNTAIN’S GULF Route 192 Paul Smith’s, N.Y. PIT STOP CYCLE SHOP 12 5 River Street SARANAC LAKE, N .Y . COMPLETE CYCLE SERVICE JIM’S CYCLE SHOP FRANKLIN CO. FARM SUPPLY, INC. W e s t M a in Street R o a d — P h o n e 4 3 8 - 4 2 4 6 MALONE, NEW YORK SPECIAL DEAL ON ’66 DEMONSTRATORS ( fIFTS FOR HER SARANAC LAKE. N.Y. Hoffman Pharmacy 4 Church Street Extension SARANAC LAKE, NEW YORK Attention Foresters — APPROVED HARD HATS $ 4 8 0 — Less 10% If You H a v e Your C o lleg e I.D. Card — A lso . . . COMPLETE LINE OF WINTER LINERS BSA AND GILERA MOTORCYCLES NEW A N D USED

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